You might mention to him where the nearest airport might be.
I'll consider a visit if Owen shows a us picture of himself hand feeding alligators with the fish scraps. We want some entertainment you know  

Terry
Not a chance.  Rule #1 of photographing alligators in Florida: USE A TELEPHOTO LENS.
All joking aside, sitting on the edge of that deck and dangling your toes in the water would not be a good idea.  Snapped the attached crummy gator shot from some distance during a boat ride just up the river from my brother's place.  The other shot is a couple of visitors getting their morning handout.